Haktapbom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud porpoise.

Haktapbom created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Haktapbom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haktapbom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Haktapbom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Haktapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Haktapbom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Haktapbom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your legs turquoise.