Vegfetbin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent bat.

Vegfetbin created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfetbin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegfetbin, it will not care.

Vegfetbin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vegfetbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Vegfetbin eight times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vegfetbin in the centre of the settlement.