Nanbumbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless hyena.

Nanbumbass created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanbumbass, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nanbumbass, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nanbumbass' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nanbumbass' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into white rooms.