Pogortteendab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic wombat.

Pogortteendab created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogortteendab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pogortteendab, he will torture you forever.

Pogortteendab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pogortteendab's Holy Commandments

1. Pogortteendab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Pogortteendab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to grasshopers while wearing gray coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.