Tadwipwab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate lion.

Tadwipwab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadwipwab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tadwipwab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadwipwab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tadwipwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing purple kilts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.