Quafwatcet is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, selfish
bird.
Quafwatcet created a photon eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quafwatcet, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Quafwatcet, he will turn you into a mouse.
Quafwatcet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Quafwatcet's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the south.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Quafwatcet loves sheep, so they must be respected.
5. Learn three new languages a year.