Dinnabdumnuttmidpop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful cat.

Dinnabdumnuttmidpop created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinnabdumnuttmidpop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinnabdumnuttmidpop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dinnabdumnuttmidpop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dinnabdumnuttmidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near voles.

2. Worship no other gods but Dinnabdumnuttmidpop.

3. You must love Dinnabdumnuttmidpop.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never eat bark.