Davpagved is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Davpagved created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davpagved, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davpagved, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Davpagved's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Davpagved's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.