Hunbellnad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced hippopotamus.

Hunbellnad created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunbellnad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunbellnad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunbellnad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hunbellnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Hunbellnad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Pray towards the west.