Bossbafbam Quatdodteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful cobra.

Bossbafbam Quatdodteen created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbafbam Quatdodteen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossbafbam Quatdodteen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bossbafbam Quatdodteen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bossbafbam Quatdodteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bossbafbam Quatdodteen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bossbafbam Quatdodteen in the centre of the settlement.