Natfarfitstik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent dove.

Natfarfitstik created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Natfarfitstik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natfarfitstik, it will send you a sign.

Natfarfitstik's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Natfarfitstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Natfarfitstik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.