Catquatfedbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable eagle.

Catquatfedbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catquatfedbog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catquatfedbog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Catquatfedbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Catquatfedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always help ants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.