Kenflowspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless mongoose.

Kenflowspag created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenflowspag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kenflowspag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kenflowspag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kenflowspag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Kenflowspag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.