Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless frog.

Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Hubflatbonbutcancibzogfas first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.