Sakhudzig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented yak.

Sakhudzig created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhudzig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sakhudzig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sakhudzig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sakhudzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing orange shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.