Basstargbestsit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane raccoon.

Basstargbestsit created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basstargbestsit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basstargbestsit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Basstargbestsit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Basstargbestsit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Basstargbestsit's priests.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Learn three new languages a year.