Bogrilsid Misnellyart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust cat.

Bogrilsid Misnellyart created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Bogrilsid Misnellyart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogrilsid Misnellyart, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogrilsid Misnellyart's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bogrilsid Misnellyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Never talk about optics near goats while wearing turquoise trousers.