Metpagced is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable armadillo.

Metpagced created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metpagced, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Metpagced, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Metpagced's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Metpagced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning black holes.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Never proclaim while facing west.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Feed all hungry swans.