Cemhunhogcinkabteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured ferret.

Cemhunhogcinkabteen created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemhunhogcinkabteen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemhunhogcinkabteen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cemhunhogcinkabteen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cemhunhogcinkabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cemhunhogcinkabteen loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from fawn doves for they are unholy.
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