Mifbosszim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise seal.

Mifbosszim created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbosszim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifbosszim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mifbosszim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mifbosszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never feed rice to ducks while wearing skirts.
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