Wanhotmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic ferret.

Wanhotmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhotmeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wanhotmeg, it will be very unhappy.

Wanhotmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wanhotmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never jump near turtles.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing magenta shirts.
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