Tarpwipmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient giraffe.

Tarpwipmon created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpwipmon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarpwipmon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tarpwipmon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tarpwipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Put Tarpwipmon first in all things.

5. Never feed wheat to capybaras while wearing kilts.