Taildunnull Lenfotfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent hyena.

Taildunnull Lenfotfeb created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taildunnull Lenfotfeb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taildunnull Lenfotfeb, it will send you a sign.

Taildunnull Lenfotfeb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Taildunnull Lenfotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.