Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing cobra.

Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn, she will be very unhappy.

Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Gonbosskop Baflarpfarn loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.