Ditnadtam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty penguin.

Ditnadtam created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnadtam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditnadtam, she will strike you with lightening.

Ditnadtam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ditnadtam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditnadtam.

3. You must pray to Ditnadtam nine times a day.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Ditnadtam on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ditnadtam in the centre of the settlement.