Cidhamduss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet porpoise.

Cidhamduss created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidhamduss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidhamduss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cidhamduss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cidhamduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not make images of living things.