Mabfabarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful bee.

Mabfabarn created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfabarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabfabarn, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mabfabarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mabfabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.