Tipfat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow goblin.

Tipfat created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipfat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipfat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tipfat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about gravity near pigs while wearing orange dresses and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Never hop in the presence of birds.