Bestmidquill Zanwapcen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured fish.

Bestmidquill Zanwapcen created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestmidquill Zanwapcen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestmidquill Zanwapcen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bestmidquill Zanwapcen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bestmidquill Zanwapcen's Holy Commandments

1. Bestmidquill Zanwapcen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Bestmidquill Zanwapcen.