Ominkomfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered camel.

Ominkomfum created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominkomfum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ominkomfum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominkomfum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ominkomfum's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not listen to music.