Dubnilladweemob is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving centipede.

Dubnilladweemob created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubnilladweemob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubnilladweemob, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubnilladweemob's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dubnilladweemob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat pineapples.