Bestdancuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty crane.

Bestdancuss created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestdancuss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bestdancuss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bestdancuss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bestdancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestdancuss.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.