Vogkinsab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid chinchilla.

Vogkinsab created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Vogkinsab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vogkinsab, he will turn you into a rock.

Vogkinsab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vogkinsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Put Vogkinsab first in all things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.