Beppinlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent centipede.

Beppinlarg created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Beppinlarg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Beppinlarg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Beppinlarg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Beppinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.