Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage rat.

Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf, she will ignore you.

Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never sprint in the presence of seals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullnillakquartyogtimpagstaf.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.