Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying cat.

Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar, he will turn you into a hamster.

Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Mipbabnakpopcedtipbassgar's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about dark matter near swans while wearing white ear rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

5. Do not covet oxen.