Hotcitfly is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced armadillo.

Hotcitfly created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcitfly, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotcitfly, she will be very sad.

Hotcitfly's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hotcitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hotcitfly.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.