Bossnabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish bee.

Bossnabbon created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossnabbon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bossnabbon, he will strike you with lightening.

Bossnabbon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bossnabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Bossnabbon.