Mintadnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic troll.

Mintadnull created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mintadnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mintadnull, he will make you grow a tail.

Mintadnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mintadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Mintadnull.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.