Butcepban is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, conceited
guinea pig.
Butcepban created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Butcepban, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Butcepban, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Butcepban's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Butcepban's Holy Commandments1. Eagles are not to be trusted.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.