Hivnurtnart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured deer.

Hivnurtnart created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnurtnart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivnurtnart, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivnurtnart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hivnurtnart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Never wear violet jumpers.

3. Never sing near tortoises.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about lentils.