Gambiddim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able mouse.

Gambiddim created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Gambiddim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gambiddim, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gambiddim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gambiddim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gambiddim.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.