Wadnuttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent centaur.

Wadnuttarp created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnuttarp, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadnuttarp, she will curse you with boils.

Wadnuttarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wadnuttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wadnuttarp on top of all buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Wadnuttarp loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.