Cutarnjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic centipede.

Cutarnjat created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cutarnjat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutarnjat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cutarnjat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cutarnjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Cutarnjat loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick doves.