Bombestrut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered otter.

Bombestrut created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bombestrut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bombestrut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bombestrut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bombestrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always help foxes.