Cemrigbet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable newt.

Cemrigbet created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrigbet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cemrigbet, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cemrigbet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cemrigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemrigbet.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cemrigbet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help seals in need.