Ladpidgad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient wombat.

Ladpidgad created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladpidgad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladpidgad, it will turn you into a rock.

Ladpidgad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ladpidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not run in public.