Dudfutgam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional duck.

Dudfutgam created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfutgam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudfutgam, it will send you a sign.

Dudfutgam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dudfutgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn badgers for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Fast once a month.