Lincabweg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind pig.

Lincabweg created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincabweg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lincabweg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lincabweg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lincabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if four turtles approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear black skirts.