Tonkdosster is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless lion.

Tonkdosster created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdosster, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonkdosster, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tonkdosster's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tonkdosster's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Tonkdosster.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Tonkdosster loves cats, so they must be respected.